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The Malton Zookeepers

The Malton Zookeepers (TMZ) were co-founded by two players who one day found themselves sheltering from the zombie horde in the bear pit of Malton's City Zoo. Almost simultaneously, the two were struck with the same epiphany - an idea that compelled them to found an elite group of janitors, rangers and handlers called The Malton Zookeepers. Whether this sequence of events was the result of cosmic fate or the potent mix of noxious fumes rising from the dung heap, we will never know.

Since that fateful day, the Zookeepers have grown to be a large and well organized group that maintains two revive points and safe sleeping places for visitors both in and around the Zoo. Our staff includes humans, animals, and zombies who are all proud to call the Zoo home, and work hard to make it the number one attraction in Malton.

Over the years, the Zookeepers have developed a unique style of game play which has formed their motto; "If you're not having fun, then you're doing something wrong". We try to avoid entanglements in Malton politics, rivalries or general chest pounding and prefer to make the zoo a place to take a break and have a few laughs. These attributes have resulted in our zoo being voted the number one zoo in Malton!
 

Would you like to join us?
We're looking for a few good men........and women........and animals........and while we're at it, zombies. If that description covers you then all you have to do is;

  • Register for an account here on our forum, using the same name you use in the game.
  • Post in this thread and include a link to your profile. (your Urban Dead profile)
  • Edit your Urban Dead profile so that your group shows as "The Malton Zookeepers" (...precisely. Be sure to include the "The" and capitalize the first letter of each word - don't put in the quotes though obviously)
  • Run around the zoo and surrounding buildings with your clothes off shouting "I WANT TO JOIN THE ZOOKEEPERS!" (nudity is optional, as is the shouting. Just seek out a group of Zookeepers and say hello if you're the shy, retiring type)
  • When we know you exist and you've done all of the above, you'll be a proper zookeeper and be able to read the rest of the board.
  • Hazing rituals begin. We haven't figured out what these will be yet so we'll let you haze yourself.

exclamation Revive Point Status | 17 Nov 08
00:39:54 by KoB | Views: 29 | Comments: 1

Revive Point information is not updated in realtime, but updated by our kindly, yet sometimes overtaxed, forum moderators and administrators. For the most up-to-date information, please refer to the comments section. The most definitive status information will always be found by checking the RPs themselves. Please check out our DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) List if you plan on helping out with the revive queues. Thank you.

St Pius's Church indoor RP [41, 29] is TEMPORARILY CLOSED! Please make your way to the St Matthias's Church RP for a revive.

St Matthias's Church indoor RP [46, 33] has a long wait with 23 zombies in queue. Request a revive here.

For our rotter revive service, please check out The Lockwood Building [39, 32] Rotter Revive topic. Rotter revives are by coordination efforts and can only be provided within our means.


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